See, I Told You Lies.
Friday, on his radio show, Rush Limbaugh claimed that Barack
Obama is making white people the new oppressed minority.
He said, “How
do you get promoted in a Barack Obama administration? By
hating white people.”
Pond-scum used to be considered very low on the evolutionary
totem pole. At last, thanks to Mr. Limbaugh, it's no longer
alone at the bottom.
Excuse me if you've heard this before, but...
Worst Person in the WORRRRRRRLD!
Regarding today's cartoon: I drew it strictly as
a gag about GMO's, but later realized that the possibility
of a 40-ish Clone War trooper and a young Princess Leia dallying
in some anonymous intergalactic motel room was more or less
chronologically accurate as far as the Star Wars timeline
I hope this explanation makes the cartoon less funny.
One last thing: The death of Dr. George Tiller at the hands of a pro-life loony
proves who the true murderers are in this country. They are the Right-wing gun-nuts
who believe in frontier justice, a technique of jurisprudence that, left unchecked,
would leave no one safe in this country. After all, why bother voting when you
can simply assassinate a candidate?
And it's counterproductive. What was the result of Robert Kennedy's slaying?
The election of Richard Nixon, the escalation of the Vietnam War, Watergate.
And the lessons of Watergate were learned all-too-well by Dick Cheney who,with
the help of his little puppet-pal George, used those lessons to run this country
into the ground.
So thanks for nothing, frontier justice dweebs. May you all rot in the very sameHell
to which you condemn women and their doctors who have done you no harm.
Roe vs. Wade is settled law, people. It's a legal medical procedure and it always