We're On the Subject of Masturbation...
"There must be more to life than having everything." - Maurice
you, Harry Nilsson, Frank Zappa, Ray
Thank you, Robert Crumb, Jim Steranko,
Thank you, Jim Henson, Shari Lewis, Mr.
Thank you National Lampoon, Firesign
Theatre, Monty Python.
Thank you, Jerry Lewis, Don Rickles,
Thank you George Carlin, Bill Hicks,
Thank you Larry, Curly and Moe.
Thank you Neil Stephenson, Stephen R. Donaldson, Richard
Thank you NPR, Air America Radio, Dr. Demento.
Wired, Harper's Magazine, National Geographic.
Thank you Jean Shepard, Douglas Adams, David Sedaris.
Thank you Roger Staubach, Bob Lilly, Bob Hayes.
you Carl Sagan, Madelyn Murray O'Hair, Stephen Hawking.
Thank you, Red Ordner.
Thank you Southside Drive-In, Media Valve and Peaches Records.
Thank you Evelyn Denton, Leon Wilson, Don Punchatz.
Thank you, Poozy. Thank you, Romeo.
Thank you Jose, Josh, Patty and, above
Thank you all for shaping and guiding
my life. I hope I can add a few more
names to the list before it's all said
and done. Barring a complete meltdown
civilization that won't be for a