(It's been a long word day. Too tired to
rant. Here's a little something from
Craigslist I found amusing.
you are between 18 and 30 y/o and have you a normal build
body, than come to me, i will butchering and eating your
fine flesh. Please mail me your Age, High and Wigth, and
if you can with a pic."
This was the personal ad that a German homosexual cannibal
named Armin M. put up in order to lure his victim to his
*consensual* death. It was quite a date, since Armin ended
up eating the victim's penis... actually, they shared the
penis meal before Armin killed his date and kept the body
in the fridge for meat. The police are investigating 5 other
people who have responded to his ad.
Shocking as this is, it pales in comparison to the depressing
truth that his ad received at least 6 more replies than any
of my personal ads ever have. I take pride in making sure
that my ads are spelled correctly, that I maintain a respectful,
non-butchering tone of voice, and that I also offer to pay
for a nice romantic non-penis dinner, which may or may not
be candlelit, depending on the venue. The dinner table, I
mean. NOT the penis. Although after dinner... Uhhh.. nevermind.
So I'm going to need at least 6 responses to this ad, otherwise
THE HOMOSEXUAL INTERNET CANNIBALS HAVE ALREADY WON!
Anyway, about me.
I'm 32 years old, SAM, Chinese by heritage, midwestern by
culture. I like the Asian cuisine around the bay area---
Thai, Vietnamese, Chinese, Indian, it's all good. I won't
go so far as to say I'm vegetarian, but I do keep a strictly
penis-free diet. However, I do respect other people's eating
habits, so whether you eat only vegetables or you eat penis
(in the metaphorical and not the literal sense only), I am
totally cool with that.
So write back, and join me for dinner and interesting conversation.
Don't let the cannibals win! Haven't we already suffered