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Happy Post Good Riddance Day!

"When you are right you cannot be too radical; when you are wrong you cannot be too conservative." - Martin Luther King, Jr.

obama haloThe girlfriend and I thought about driving down to Washington D.C. in order to experience the Obama inauguration... for about ten seconds, at which point I came to my senses. I have been to Washington and experienced the normal teeming masses that crowd the Mall. It frightened me to think of two-hundred times that many people in the dead of winter.

So I picked up a copy of the local paper and started looking around for a more practical, yet novel, way of enjoying this once-in-a-lifetime spectacle.

I happily discovered that several theatres in town, a pair of the snootier art houses, were offering digital broadcasts of the event, for free, on a first-come-first-served basis. This looked like it might offer just the communal experience we were looking for. Just us and five hundred other progressive loonies hooting and hollering for a couple of hours... then the girlfriend got sick.

The flu.

It was evidently her turn, I having already taken that viral bullet on New Years Eve.

I will accept your pity.

So we camped in front of her TV this morning, armed with tasty vittles, warm blankets, and a box of tissue. We laughed at Cheney, booed Bush, ridiculed Pastor Warren and sighed proudly whenever Mr. Obama had the stage. It was the first inauguration I've watched in twelve years and I have to say, it's great to have a real president again.

Good luck, Mr. Obama! Give 'em hell!

=mike=


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