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Whiter
Shade Of Fail
"The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich,
as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in
the streets, and to steal bread." - Anatole France
 Long
Story Short: Cindy McCain is a pill-popping cunt.
Let's
play a game.
Let's suppose that
Michelle Obama, presidential candidate Barack Obama's wife,
ran a charity for the underprivileged. Now suppose she was
caught siphoning off drugs meant for the recipients of this
charity, powerful painkillers like Percocet
and Vicodin, and was using them herself, taking
as
many
as
15 to
20 pills a day.
Do you think the press, especially Fox News, would ever stop
mentioning this fact?
Not on your life.
Of course, Michelle Obama never did such a thing... but John
McCain's wife, Cindy, did back in 1994 when
she was running the American Voluntary Medical Team.
These
drugs are legally
in the same class as opium and theft of such drugs carries
a penalty of up to one year per pill.
But guess
what?
Because Cindy McCain is white and, most importantly,
fucking rich she got off with the lightest of penalties,
a pretrial diversion program. The theft wasn't even entered
into
her permanent
record.
In case you're having trouble finding the right words for the
way this case was handled why not start with "elite"?
=mike=
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Can't quite put your finger on where
this country went wrong?
Try this.
Today's Google Chow.
Gorak the Awesome ate farmer Fitzgibbons anyway, not because he was incapable
of pity but because he only spoke conversational Swedish.
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