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Brain Bytes
"Never express yourself more clearly than you think."-
Neils Bohr
 I
mentioned in my last rant about how much I loathed Batman:
The Dark Knight. Let's add more fuel to that fire. Here's the
conversation that Bats, no doubt, had within himself off-camera
late in the film:
"With my new, secret sonar-based, total information system
I now know Joker's every move. Now I'll just wait until he
falls
into
an exhausted sleep and then take him without a struggle...
OR I could wait until
he's
surrounded
himself with armed henchmen in a fortress barricaded with the
bodies of hostages, generally putting my life and the lives
of hundreds of others in danger. Yeah, that'll work."
Ugh.
On a lighter note, consider how
much different the movie WALL-E would have been had the video
tape the Brave Little Trash-Compactor continually viewed and
reviewed been Deep Throat... or Sweeney Todd. Had he seen
Ishtar he
probably would have personally mounted a planetary defense
system just
in case the humans decided to return and
film the sequel.
=mike=
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Today's
Google Chow.
Attack of the vegetarian zombies.
"Beeeeeans!"
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