*In Like A Lamb, Out Like a Lion.
“Dining is and always was a great
- Frank Lloyd Wright
a year a large group of Republicans, men-only of course,
get together in Georgetown and feast in conservative brotherhood.
This year the event was held in mid April and included the likes
of Dick Cheney, Ted Stevens, Ed Rollins and,
Fred Fielding. Fred is important to this
story because sometime during the evening's festivities he
began to choke on something.
Fred is a very large human so it took the Heimlichian ministrations
of at least two people to -POINK- dislodge the offending
bolus. It's not clear if the Mystery Morsel went in or out
but everyone denies it consisted of anything that once dangled
on the south end of a northbound sheep.
Oh, did I forget to mention that they were gathered specifically
to eat lamb testicles?
They call it a Lamb Fry. I am not making this up.
So this coming November, I want all of you good Republicans
to think about your candidate of choice, staring back at
you with a mouth full of sheep balls, before you pull that
lever. It's the least you can do for the sheep. And their
PS, I hate to actually have
to explain a joke but this tasty item barely made the news
and I simply couldn't resist connecting lamb gonads with
not click this link. I'm