No one eats squid, chicken embryos, Chinese gooseberries or cow anus. That's
because we prefer to call them calamari, eggs, kiwi fruit and bologna, respectively.
name that causes stomachs to somersault is Diebold
After 6 years of consistently screwing up our national
elections we all now share the same lousy opinion of
anything with the word "Diebold" slapped
So using the same logic that made the kiwi fruit so endearing the marketing
department of Diebold would like to introduce you to Premier Election Systems,
the bold new name for Diebold Election Systems as of 2007.
Same great product but with 99% more bologna.