Raging Pencils
The web
comic for boogerheads, by Mike
Stanfill
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Drink
Up!
We already know that the nation's water supply
is full of pharmaceuticals but is that what's making the behavior of
politicians so puzzlingly predictable?
By that I mean, if you want to know what a politician is for these days just
check his record about what he's against.
If he says he wants to leave no child behind then that means the right brain
is officially an endangered species.
If he says he's against nation-building then that means he thinks he's Napoleon,
Genghis Kahn and Julius Caesar all rolled into one.
If he says he's for increased security then that means he's working for increased
instability.
If he says he's pro-life that means he can't wait to put your sons and daughter
in mortal danger in a foreign country.
If he says he never had sex with an intern, then he had sex with an intern.
If he says he's a straight talker then that means he's lying out both sides of
his mouth.
If he says he's a compassionate conservative, that means he's an arrogant spendthrift.
And if he says he wants to get to the bottom of the sub-prime loan crisis then
that means Karl Rove knows where he stashes his prostitutes.
=mike=
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Stanfill, Private Hand
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