"Man is the religious animal. He has made a graveyard of the globe in
trying his honest best to smooth his brother’s path to happiness and
heaven." - Mark Twain
who said the following:
"I'm a war president."
"I think I was unprepared for war."
Yes, that's right, it's good old Mr. Fibsy McLiarsy-Pants
himself, George W. Bush.
I knew the guy was destined to be the worst president
ever but to come right
on TV that he was incompetent from Day One
took an amount of pure USDA Grade-A lame-brainery the
People are also kinda figuring out he wasn't prepared
to protect the nation from attack, or partially understand
that hurricanes strike the U.S. every goddamned
or anything at all about the credit system, or that
oil producers are possessed of the kind of pure unadulterated
evil that Wes Craven couldn't touch with a ten-foot,
rusty, flame-spewing, acid-dripping chain-saw.
It seems high time for anyone who voted for this simple-minded
fuck to write a long letter of contrition and post
it in their local newspaper, full-page, so that everyone
their judgement on all things political are to henceforth
be taken with a grain of salt the size of Eta Carinae,
with a radius roughly four-hundred times that of our
So you better get started. You got at least eight years to