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I Ain't Got No Body

I hear some people like macaroni & cheese as a Thanksgiving side dish.

Macaroni and cheese.

Sigh.....

I will hunt these people down and question their heritage with great vigor.

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How. The Hell. Did we survive four years of Trump?

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Watching Joe Biden introduce his new cabinet today gave me an intense sense of security. It's like "The adults are here to fix things!"

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We're actually on the precipice of seeing a U.S. president have to be drug from the White House by his heels.

Everything Trump touches not only dies, it first goes into a deep state of self-loathing, then an alcoholic death-spiral, and then throws itself head-first into a wood-chipper.

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In his mind Trump thinks that if he never concedes he will always be president.

Evidently inside Trump's brain is a small swarm of flies endlessly bashing themselves against his skull, occasionally hitting nerves in a way that makes Trump appear almost alive.

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The part of my Mother's Thanksgiving meal that I loved, more than the turkey or the stuffing or the cranberry sauce or anything else, was her hand-made yeast rolls.

Oh. Mah. Gawd they was good!

But Mom is long-gone and I have yet to discover their store-bought equivalent. I'm not cook enough to replicate them but at least I have the mem'ries.

Here's hoping you're enjoying your favorites as well. And a Happy Thanksgiving to you all.

=Lefty=

 
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